Jokes

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When i am stressed out , i read a joke to Cheer me up. This is just for fun.


Joke 1

The pope was really late for a meeting with George Bush because his flight was delayed. At the airport he caught a cab and told the driver to hurry up. The driver says "sir I can’t go over the speed limit" so the pope swaps seats and the pope starts driving fast until he was pulled over by a cop. The cop rolls down the window and he is shocked. He reports to his superior that he has stopped a car with somebody really important in it.

Headquarters: is he as important as George Bush?

Cop: yes.

Headquarters: is he more important than George Bush?

Cop: yes.

Headquarters: just how important is he?

Cop: I’m not very sure but he’s certainly important enough to have the pope driving him around!

Joke 2

Joke 3

I find it funny when kids do this

Joke 4

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”

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Joke 7

Joke 8 - TCP Joke - Specially for Network Engineering Geeks

Joke 9

Joke 10

I am naming jokes as joke 1 , joke 2 ... etc is the Biggest joke :D

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